OMEGLE SPY MODE!

[x isabella.]

OMEGLE!

So Omegle has a new "Spy Mode". You type in a question and two strangers discuss it.... here are some of mine :]

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Question to discuss:
How are ya? Okay, now that that's done, which is better-- UNICORN OR DRAGON?!
Stranger 1: dragon
Stranger 2: you are a pretentious twat
Stranger 1: they can like kill the unicorn with fire
Stranger 2: go hang yourself

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Question to discuss:
You're walking down a dark street late and night and think someone is following you. What do you do?
Stranger 2: piss in their face
Stranger 1: drop kick their face
Stranger 1: nice
Stranger 2: mine is better

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Question to discuss:
What would you do-o-o for a Klondike Bar?
Stranger 2: nothing
Stranger 1: nothing
Stranger 1: actually
Stranger 1: i would pay $2
Stranger 2: still nothing
Stranger 1: those are scrummy
Stranger 1: esp on a hot day
Stranger 2: i dont like klondike bars
Stranger 1: clearly
Stranger 1: what do you like
Stranger 1: in the icecream department
Stranger 2: i dunno
Stranger 1: hm
Stranger 1: laaaaaame

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Question to discuss:
how often do u go to Church?

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You: I don't.
You: WOA.
You: COOL MAN.
['zats a t-rex up there]

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Question to discuss:
Two guys, one hammer. Discuss.

Stranger: DIBS ON THE HAMMER!

You: ...I'll just grab that hammer...

You: NO ITS MINE.

You: MY HAMMER.

Stranger: NO

You: YES

You: MINE

Stranger: I CALLED DIBS

You: WELL.

You: NO

Stranger: DIBS IS SACRET!

You: -grabs hammer- MINE D:<

Stranger: You traitor!

You: I'm no traitor!

You: I'm just. -sniffs- real.

Stranger: There's a special circle in hell for people who don't respect the dibs rule

You: I guess I'm going to hell, eh?

Stranger: Yeah

You: You go too.

Stranger: Me?

You: Yes.

Stranger: But I'm such a good person

You: No you aren't.

You: You called "dibs". That means your selfish.

You: Selfish people go to hell, dammit.

Stranger: No they don't

You: You can have the hammer now. I

You: >_>

Stranger: Thanks

Stranger: Maybe you're not going to hell after all

You: Friends?

Stranger: Yeah!

You: !

You: Yay

You: -waves to question asker- 'ey!

You: I think question-askers should be able to talk too >_>

You: OKAY BYE NOW.